why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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