oh god the rape fog is back!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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