I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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