Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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