I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
