I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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