Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Terrible idea I love it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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