Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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