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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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