You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
two words: eviction party
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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