Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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