It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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