i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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