This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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