Got a toothbrush?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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