Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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