mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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