found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just cut my nipple shaving
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.