Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.