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I think scott just propositioned me for sex
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
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Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.