we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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