i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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