what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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