You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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