it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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