Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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