that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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