That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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