Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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