The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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