My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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