Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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