another moral hangover. fuck.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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