You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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