i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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