Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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