When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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