So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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