Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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