I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he puts the penis in happiness.
she looked like the before picture.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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