So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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