yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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