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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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• (213): View more from California

  Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Brilliant thought; pill pong.

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  What could go wrong?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  L'Shannah Tovah!

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whats that? My new stripper name?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here

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  Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....

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