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• (904): View more from Florida

  at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.

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• (909): View more from California

  ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  he seriously made his penis a facebook.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You slow clapped the stripper last night.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror

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