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(737): View more from Texas

at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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(737): at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...<div>(1-737): I hope so</div> http://tfl.nu/b6f6

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(937): View more from Ohio

fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed

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(937): fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed http://tfl.nu/6ylq

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

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(610): the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing. http://tfl.nu/gyso

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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

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(847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex. http://tfl.nu/aztc

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me

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(612): Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me http://tfl.nu/r7ma

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.

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(602): Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college. http://tfl.nu/e8jb

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny

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(513): I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny http://tfl.nu/yacg

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(845): View more from New York

I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte

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(845): I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte http://tfl.nu/yyhp

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(661): View more from California

Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.

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(661): Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting. http://tfl.nu/cxg1

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game

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(781): Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game http://tfl.nu/qq6a

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(972): View more from Texas

I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.

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(972): I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls. http://tfl.nu/wzfh

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(905): View more from Ontario

STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE

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(905): STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE http://tfl.nu/i9p4

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

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It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.

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(603): I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. (1-603): It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay. http://tfl.nu/8z7g

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(386): View more from Florida

Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.

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(386): Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately. http://tfl.nu/yc56

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(516): View more from New York

today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.

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(516): today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror. http://tfl.nu/6dpn

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