Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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