omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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