there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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