Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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