I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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