is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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