He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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