The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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