She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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