if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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