i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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