I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
false alarm, still single
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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