Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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