Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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