Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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